Get ready to laugh while lifting imaginary weights with GET YOKED, a casual card game. This simulation playground is built around outrageous bodybuilding dreams and strategic silliness. Each run revolves around training cards, supplements, rest, and very questionable life choices. Muscles grow fast, fatigue grows faster, and injuries love bad decisions. Funny physics, over-the-top animations, and deck-building chaos keep every session unpredictable. Start stacking gains and see how yoked you can get!
HOW TO PLAY THIS FUNNY GAME
GET YOKED begins with a tiny character and a deck full of potential chaos. You play training, rest, and supplement cards to build muscle while watching fatigue closely. Smart timing keeps your body intact, while reckless stacking leads to hilarious injuries. After learning the basics, things quickly deepen with card synergies, stat balancing, and specialized muscle paths that shape how each competition unfolds.
Playbook of Gains
- Train Smart: Use workout cards to grow muscles while balancing fatigue before injuries interrupt your glorious bodybuilding dreams.
- Mind the Burn: Fatigue builds quickly, forcing careful pacing between explosive gains and disastrous muscle breakdowns.
- Rest Like a Pro: Recovery cards reduce fatigue, reset momentum, and keep your deck from turning into pure chaos.
- Pick Your Obsession: Focus on arms, glutes, or full-body builds to create hilariously specialized muscle monsters.
- Win the Showdowns: Meet required gains, outscore rivals, and survive competitions using smart card timing.
What Makes This Game Funny
- Absurd muscle growth physics
- Overdramatic injury moments
- Card names packed with jokes
- Ridiculous bodybuilding poses
- Specializing in muscles gets extreme
- Competitions feel hilariously intense
